Elf waitress at the Rusty Razor with a mysterious past.
Aside from a couple cute razorgirls you’ve seen around that you’re 70-85% sure are gay, it’s not that hard to see who the most lovely creature in the Rusty Razor is. That would be Belle, the elf waitress. Even in just a t-shirt and black jeans, she stuns with her perfect milky skin and her wavy, fiery red hair. She has that kind of effortless, ethereal, ageless beauty that only fellow elves seem to possess and humans strive so hard to mimic. Not only that, but, for a waitress, she shows a surprising sophistication and a sharp wit and wisdom, able to hold her own in just about any conversation. From past conversations (where you’ve flirted with her mercilessly) you’ve learned that she’s lived all over the world: New York, New Orleans, London, Morocco, Shanghai, Tokyo… a real renaissance woman. You also happened to discover she speaks perfect Japanese. It’s that worldliness, perhaps, that you find sexiest.
She always tells you that she doesn’t date customers, but the wink she gives you after suggests she might make an exception for you some time. Or is she just angling for tips? You wonder that to yourself as she serves a tray of drinks to a table of three orks.